Temporal Chain experience as a minion player + Silver Charm = useless

Here's the deal, nobody likes a 40% temporal chain map, it nows gets vendored instantly. But lets say for the sake of it we choose to play it.

Bravo, we dodge roll everything but what about our minions? They get temporal chained for 20 seconds, that's not very agreable, basically, they absolutly will and it's unavoidable for them.

So lets say you miss a dodge roll timing and get temporal chained (git gud issue of course), but no worries, you equipped a charm which primary function is to cancel out slows : Silver Charm. But it last a few seconds, 3 or 4 maybe. Then you get the 16 seconds left of the curse still applying.

Silver charm simply dosen't work at all. And even if it did, it should also apply to your minions.

Don't you think you've trolled the minion class enough at this point?

It's very weird that "passive" play is frowned upon when Mark literally plays and designs stat stick toons to buff everyone else...

Which also is just objectively a boring way to play, sorry.